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I'm not the most confident visual artist there is, no matter what I'm drawing, really. I can be drawing a simple circle one moment then get angry and throw my sketchbook across the room and tell myself I'm a failure, then walk over and apologize. I can hold a tablet pen about as steady as, to put it in the words of ~A-S-m-i-t-h, "a man with arthritis jacking off on an avalanche," so I'm better off with a pencil and paper than a tablet pen and a computer. I'm definitely more confident in my ability to write than my ability to draw, but hopefully there will be a mixture of both in my gallery.

Dr-Paine

Sat Sep 26, 2009, 9:02 PM
You've taken it to the last straw, woman. You've taken me from my home. Put me in these unfamiliar, intimidating, albeit clean TESTING ROOMS. Forced me to do these tests against my will. Promised me cake. A party. All my friends would be there. My family, too.

But no, it was all a lie. A dirty, filthy, lie. What did you expect me to do? Sit there and take it?

No.

Setting you on fire was my only option, really.

And breaking your heart.

[Edit, Saturday, September 26, 2009]: Well, the situation was resolved, and now we're having a wedding. You're all invited. See you there~

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A cave at the bottom of the Nile.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: L or XL, I think. I'm not fat, I'm just tall (but I admit I have some belly flab).
  • Print preference: On paper!
  • Interests: Languages (taking Spanish at school, dabbling in French by means of the internet, etc.), and arts.
  • Favourite movie: Star Trek, Wanted
  • Favourite band or musician: I prefer musicals. My Fair Lady, Once on This Island, Phantom of the Opera, etc.
  • Favourite genre of music: World, Musical, Soundtrack, Singer/Songwriter, etc.
  • Favourite poet or writer: I like Shakespeare. And I'm currently getting into the Arabian Nights and they're great so
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract, surreal, trippy stuff.
  • Operating System: Mac OS X Leopard
  • MP3 player of choice: Apple iPod Video, 30G
  • Favourite game: It shifts once every week to once every month. This month is Pikmin/Pikmin 2.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360 (if I find a good game, which isn't often because most of them are FPSs) ,Nintendo Wii
  • Personal Quote: I'd post it but it's an inside joke and inside jokes aren't funny to anyone other tha
  • Tools of the Trade: Tap water, the tip of a screwdriver, some plastic and a jar of toenails.

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:iconchibi-kunai:
OMG. LOL ILU.


RYAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OSU!!!!
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:iconcasey7890:
I just spent like 10 minutes trying to wave in sync with your icon.
:iconquixotic-chaos:
I just did the same thing, because of this comment. It was difficult!

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:iconstate-of-denial:
I'm honored again! :dummy:

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Now the proud co-owner (along with ~Dr-Paine) of TheEnrichmentCenter, a Portal-centered chat: [link] Check it out. It was only recently created, though, so there may be things still do fix.
:iconstate-of-denial:
:lol: I'm honored.

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Now the proud co-owner (along with ~Dr-Paine) of TheEnrichmentCenter, a Portal-centered chat: [link] Check it out. It was only recently created, though, so there may be things still do fix.
:icondr-paine:
[link]

Look who finally made a new chapter :D

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You are not, never have, and never will be an extra-special god-child; so don't act like it unless you wish to suffer the consequences. :|
Now you can really give me an internet!
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:iconstate-of-denial:
Fuck yes, it's awesome. :thumbsup:

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Now the proud co-owner (along with ~Dr-Paine) of TheEnrichmentCenter, a Portal-centered chat: [link] Check it out. It was only recently created, though, so there may be things still do fix.
:icondr-paine:
:iconimhappyplz:

Considering this was just forced wording of an image, I'm glad to hear that!

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You are not, never have, and never will be an extra-special god-child; so don't act like it unless you wish to suffer the consequences. :|
Now you can really give me an internet!
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